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"I've learned with Malkavians...smile and nod, smile and nod."
"He sees dead people. You see those damn Oomps Loompas."
"Cain is our Father." "Yeah? Our Father, who art in torpor..."
"You are only alive because Talon says I can't eat you" -Mayhem
"She has uses..."
"Like what? Taking bullets for others?"
"Yeah, at the gangrel meeting it's like the picture with the dogs sitting around a table playing cards."
We're having a religious debate.
On what?
Religion.
"Vauldrie...the condom of the Sabbat."
"Eat the tard. Come on guys, eat the tard!"
"Hey get a picture of that! It's his good side!"
"The only thing I haven't done with it is inject it into my blood stream and shoove it up my ass. Neither of which can be done in mixed company."
"That'll take the yeller right of of ya."
"1-2-3-KICK!! Well, I guess there's no Nosferatu under here."
"This is a no-metaphor zone!"
"I am Don Pietro Giovanni, Ruler of Darkness, Master of all I...
Ooh! Is that ABBA?!"
"Bloodsuckers and Buttlickers"
"Obfuscate! Obfuscate! Obfuscate!"
"AUSPEX!" *WHACK*
"Tremere research in the bathroom? ...Is that excremeditation?"
"Every five minutes it was "Goddamn them... Junius! Junius, come back!!"
"Hey, I can talk to the dogs, it'll go a little like this. Garou: 'Grr,' Me: 'Bow-wow, bark, bark, piss.' Translation: 'Hey, we can make allies.'
"I'm hyper the sniper, infiltrate and decipher."
Gangrel, following a Sabbat pack: "Do I have enough chains to be Sabbat?"
"My Golconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun!"
"BANG! BANG! ...on the door, baby."
"No, Mini-Caine... we don't gnaw on our Antediluvians--we stroke them, love them."
"Oh, Lord! We're being followed by a Jackie Chan movie!"
"So, you like shiny things?"
"Yes, but only when they reflect light."
"But I'm a Gangrel!"
"Surface-To-Air Garou. They'll never see it coming."
Red Talon during the Apocolypse: "Damn it! We were only hours away from perfecting our organic Gaia-friendly Nukes!!!" (Yeah, the meeting was insane that night).
"I'm a Silver Fang Dammit! That means Litany! Litany! Litany! And the Laws says 'BAD DOG NO BISQUIT!!!!"
"All right, children, it's past your bedtime." *pounce*
"Ay caramba, our goats have been sucked!"
"The only things I can think of that deal with blood-drinking are vampires and chupacabra. And Jesus isn't no fuckin' chupacabra."
"Well ... if war breaks out we'll send someone to WalMart." [...for the shovels...]
"To hell with constructive criticism, I practice constructive paranoia."
"That's not a s'more! Its impending doom!!!!"
"BEER DOES NOT HAVE ANTLERS AND BAT WINGS!!!!"